Global Warming

[EternalOptimist]

SasBabyPolarBear - 'boohoo, moan whinge'
Mummy Polar Bear - 'Are you ok dear?'
SasBabyPolarBear - 'Mumsy, why are we sitting in a hole in the ice'
Mummy Polar Bear - 'Because we are polar bears Sassy dear'
SasBabyPolarBear - 'Why do we have to spend all day in the snow mumsy'
Mummy Polar Bear - 'Because we are polar bears Sassy dear'
SasBabyPolarBear - 'Are you sure I am a Polar bear mumsy?'
Mummy Polar Bear - 'Of course I am, snowdrop, why do you ask'
SasBabyPolarBear - 'Because I am fkng freezing mumsy'

[shaunbhoy]

Its a fairly common trick known as selective reporting.

Well you are the expert on that sg. You use "scientific facts" much like a drunk uses a lamp post. More for support than illumination!

[Andy2]

what I don't get is that we haven't had a proper summer since 2003.
All the summers since then were wet and cold.
This winter is the coldest in 30 years.
Inspite of all this why do the so called experts say that global temperature is rising ? How is that possible?
Damn stats and lies I say.

[Spacecadet]

what I don't get is that we haven't had a proper summer since 2003.
All the summers since then were wet and cold.
This winter is the coldest in 30 years.
Inspite of all this why do the so called experts say that global temperature is rising ? How is that possible?
Damn stats and lies I say.

The UK doesn't cover the entire planet

[Tingles]

The UK doesn't cover the entire planet

I remember when the sun never set on the red bits on the map.

[RichardCranium]

The UK doesn't cover the entire planet

There you go. Lose the empire, and all the hot countries go haywire.

We just need to send out some gunboats, flatten a few palaces with plunging naval gunfire and the temperature will come down again.

[shaunbhoy]

No sign of sg yet. I do hope the special bus that brings him in has not fallen foul of the weather. If it is slithering around on the ice somewhere out there he and all the other window-lickers will be at their wits' end!!

[Diver]

No sign of sg yet. I do hope the special bus that brings him in has not fallen foul of the weather. If it is slithering around on the ice somewhere out there he and all the other window-lickers will be at their wits' end!!

[Troll]

Could we have a re cap of the scores before today's hostilities recommence.... I believe SB is ahead on points

[EternalOptimist]

Could we have a re cap of the scores before today's hostilities recommence.... I believe SB is ahead on points

SB is ahead.
BUT I think the ad hominum, insulting and childish comments do not have a place in such a serious debate. Because my sides are hurting too much now with laughing