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Originally posted by Clippy View PostOuch!Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Originally posted by suityou01 View Postdid you come to our house? expect it to get much worse.
Much better now.
Although worried about the next call of nature as I ain't got anything else to give!Comment
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostHe, he.
Much better now.
Although worried about the next call of nature as I ain't got anything else to give!
Why not pop round?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by basshead View PostAlways a blessing when you finish the annual struggle with the Yule log.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Get some Kaolin, Known in the trade as liquid cement.
They have stopped doing Kaolin and morphine now, but the Kaolin works fine, and it's practically instant relief. although if you drink too much of it, it can bung you up for daysConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostGet some Kaolin, Known in the trade as liquid cement.
They have stopped doing Kaolin and morphine now, but the Kaolin works fine, and it's practically instant relief. although if you drink too much of it, it can bung you up for days“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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