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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Get some Kaolin, Known in the trade as liquid cement.

    They have stopped doing Kaolin and morphine now, but the Kaolin works fine, and it's practically instant relief. although if you drink too much of it, it can bung you up for days
    Ah the cheap high of choice. Leave the bottle to settle for a few days, drain the liquid off the top and proceed to drink. Along with cough medicine, particularly Benylin, were over the counter legal highs once upon a time.

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  • Diver
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    Get some Kaolin, Known in the trade as liquid cement.

    They have stopped doing Kaolin and morphine now, but the Kaolin works fine, and it's practically instant relief. although if you drink too much of it, it can bung you up for days

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by basshead View Post
    Always a blessing when you finish the annual struggle with the Yule log.
    purple strain face

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  • basshead
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    Always a blessing when you finish the annual struggle with the Yule log.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    He, he.

    Much better now.

    Although worried about the next call of nature as I ain't got anything else to give!
    sy01 house is the epicentre for numerous ruined Christmasses. SY01 - 05 has had some vomitting tulipting bug for over a week now. Everyone who visits calls two days later to tell us how ill they have been.

    Why not pop round?

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    did you come to our house? expect it to get much worse.
    He, he.

    Much better now.

    Although worried about the next call of nature as I ain't got anything else to give!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Ouch!
    did you come to our house? expect it to get much worse.

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  • Clippy
    started a topic Dodgy stomach

    Dodgy stomach

    Ouch!

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