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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
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ladies move along pleese
men only. and sasguru.
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This African elephant escapes from Knowsley safari park, and it runs down the M62 and disappears into Liverpool
The police follow it into a side street but are scared to follow it because of the roaring and trumpeting, then this woman comes staggering out.
PC Plod 'excuse me madam. have you seen an elephant?'
Dishevelled woman 'Seen him ?? the fiend raped me!!'
Police doctor (after examining the lady) 'Wow, that elephant must have the biggest pachyderm d1 ck in the world, I have never seen such carnage ,Definately an African'
Dishevelled woman 'Actually, he had a little d1 ck, the size of an Indian elephant'
Police doctor looks totally unconvinced
Dishevelled woman 'But the b@stard fingered me first'
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Originally posted by Diver View PostDo try to keep up at the backDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou're going to have to explain... I think I missed something important, and now I'm pissed, I'll never work it out.Now that several of you are feeling insignificant..................................--->Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou did see the date on that report? Friday, 8 December 2006, 13:08 GMT Please try and keep up.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI remember my wife having to take several boxes of condoms back to the family planning clinic. She asked for larger ones as they wouldn't fit me as they were too small and too tight. The nurse said that "These are standard condoms, we don't do any larger"
My wife worked in a Health Promotion Unit for a few years. They had a continuous stream of prostitutes collecting their free condoms. Coloured, ribbed, flavoured and in the various sizes.
(There is no need for anyone to buy condoms. Health Promotion Units give them out free to anyone.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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