Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

[Diver]

Given that it's possible to pull post condoms over one's head, you must be in the Sequoia range, never mind DD.

( I should point out that I've not used condoms for over 10 years and have forgotten what they're like ).

Do try to keep up at the back

[EternalOptimist]

Crude reply alert
ladies move along pleese
men only. and sasguru.

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This African elephant escapes from Knowsley safari park, and it runs down the M62 and disappears into Liverpool

The police follow it into a side street but are scared to follow it because of the roaring and trumpeting, then this woman comes staggering out.

PC Plod 'excuse me madam. have you seen an elephant?'
Dishevelled woman 'Seen him ?? the fiend raped me!!'
Police doctor (after examining the lady) 'Wow, that elephant must have the biggest pachyderm d1 ck in the world, I have never seen such carnage ,Definately an African'

Dishevelled woman 'Actually, he had a little d1 ck, the size of an Indian elephant'
Police doctor looks totally unconvinced

Dishevelled woman 'But the b@stard fingered me first'

[NotAllThere]

Do try to keep up at the back

You're going to have to explain... I think I missed something important, and now I'm pissed, I'll never work it out.

[Diver]

You're going to have to explain... I think I missed something important, and now I'm pissed, I'll never work it out.

Now that several of you are feeling insignificant..................................--->

[Toolpusher]

Would this have happened with a larger condom?

[Bagpuss]

You did see the date on that report? Friday, 8 December 2006, 13:08 GMT Please try and keep up.

One wonders what he was searching for to find that

[RichardCranium]

I remember my wife having to take several boxes of condoms back to the family planning clinic. She asked for larger ones as they wouldn't fit me as they were too small and too tight. The nurse said that "These are standard condoms, we don't do any larger"

The nurse was wrong.

My wife worked in a Health Promotion Unit for a few years. They had a continuous stream of prostitutes collecting their free condoms. Coloured, ribbed, flavoured and in the various sizes.

(There is no need for anyone to buy condoms. Health Promotion Units give them out free to anyone.)