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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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    #11
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You did see the date on that report? Friday, 8 December 2006, 13:08 GMT Please try and keep up.
    it was in the top 10 read stories on bbc website today.

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Probably alongside the story about some unfortunate geezer having one of his testicles pulled off by his ex in 2003.
      I haven't seen that one. Got a link?

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        #13
        I remember my wife having to take several boxes of condoms back to the family planning clinic.

        She asked for larger ones as they wouldn't fit me as they were too small and too tight.

        The nurse said that "These are standard condoms, we don't do any larger"

        When my wife got home she complained that the nurse had said it loud enough for everyone in the waiting room to hear, and everybody was staring at her as she left.

        I got some funny looks from the neighbours after that

        and No, I don't think I'm exceptionally large, I think the condoms were small.

        But now I know why the lads called me DD

        Now that several of you are feeling insignificant.....................................
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Given that it's possible to pull post condoms over one's head, you must be in the Sequoia range, never mind DD.

          ( I should point out that I've not used condoms for over 10 years and have forgotten what they're like ).
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            as long as you have 10 cm it is ok.

            My previous gfs have told me that they had orgasms during intercourse and how it is different than stimulating the clitor but i never believed it too much. I always finish the girl with hands after myself or vise versa and chicks have no problem with that.

            Lenght is not that important after 10 cm but girth is. That is also relative to how "wide" the girl is, so yes tighter the better.

            Girls dont seem to care about dick size in my experience which aint a record or anything, there is much more to it than size, nor size is that important at all. I mean if you consider all the factors that girls value , dick size has like 0.1 % importance as long as it doesn't impede self confidence. If you read the Read Queen , you d know .

            Next , girls mastrubate like hell and guess what after that 100 perfect hard dildo , your dick is like a third-class citizen.

            I found communication to be often a problem. For example a girl can have an orgasm within 5 mins or less if she helps herself with a finder while you are doing her.
            Last edited by newblood; 29 December 2009, 15:24.

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              #16
              Funniest reply in ages!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                Funniest reply in ages!
                WHS



                A new year beckons and romance is in the air,

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by newblood View Post
                  I found communication to be often a problem. For example a girl can have an orgasm within 5 mins or less if she helps herself with a finder while you are doing her.
                  I don't doubt you'd find communication a problem. Not many women I know appreciate being told to:

                  "use your finder whilst i do you"

                  "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                  On them! On them! They fail!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                    I don't doubt you'd find communication a problem. Not many women I know appreciate being told to:

                    "use your finder whilst i do you"

                    I have just created a new signature , so everybody please get over it
                    Last edited by newblood; 29 December 2009, 15:30.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by newblood View Post
                      I have just created a new signature , so everybody please get over it
                      Did I ?

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