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    Flatulence...

    Mine, currently, knows no bounds

    <Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff t!>

    Blasted sprouts.

    #2
    Sprouty outies will work their magic soon
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Mine, currently, knows no bounds

      <Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff t!>

      Blasted sprouts.
      Getting over a stomach bug, and had Christmas dinner with brussels, sweet potato, cabbage, stuffing.

      I should carry a health warning atm.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        curry last night, sprouts at lunch, and kebab tonight... Stinks in here!
        I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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          #5
          Why oh why did I not open the bedroom window before going to sleep last night?

          All three bedroom windows plus front door open at the moment!
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #6
            I'm fine, No gas issues whatsoever

            Just thought I'd cheer you all up with the good news

            and I had sprouts
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I just made a deposit in the outside loo.



              I thought it more considerate than using the one upstairs.
              I've had to stop using the outside loo.

              The next door neighbour kept complaining about my dog crapping on his lawn.

              I explained that I didn't have a dog
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                I sometimes have to check if I`m peeing or having a number 2 as it's jsut like water at the moment. Not been feeling great for a few weeks and since Monday bowls been all over the place. Thought recovered yesterday so ate good sized dinner but now feeling like tulip again and flatulence has been atrocious. Feeling tired also .Been sneezing for weeks but without actually coming down with a full on cold. Client co is a hole in the ground germ zone.

                Out for a walk and lots fresh air today I think
                Last edited by SuperZ; 26 December 2009, 10:13.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Though, looking as ever on the bright side, liver with onion gravy, fava beans and chianti is worse.
                  Liver Paté on toast for breakfast here. It's like Chicago
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    I just made a deposit in the outside loo.
                    Outside loo ?
                    Where do you live, 1940 ?

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