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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    It's an ill wind blowing in from the west
    And everyone has been blaming the Port Talbot steelworks for the smog.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    jeez what's that smell ?
    Coming in from Wales I think
    It's an ill wind blowing in from the west

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  • EternalOptimist
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    jeez what's that smell ?
    Coming in from Wales I think

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  • norrahe
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    The outside one is for the help isn't it? One would want them using ones inside lavs would one

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I just made a deposit in the outside loo.
    Outside loo ?
    Where do you live, 1940 ?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Though, looking as ever on the bright side, liver with onion gravy, fava beans and chianti is worse.
    Liver Paté on toast for breakfast here. It's like Chicago

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  • SuperZ
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    I sometimes have to check if I`m peeing or having a number 2 as it's jsut like water at the moment. Not been feeling great for a few weeks and since Monday bowls been all over the place. Thought recovered yesterday so ate good sized dinner but now feeling like tulip again and flatulence has been atrocious. Feeling tired also .Been sneezing for weeks but without actually coming down with a full on cold. Client co is a hole in the ground germ zone.

    Out for a walk and lots fresh air today I think
    Last edited by SuperZ; 26 December 2009, 10:13.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I just made a deposit in the outside loo.



    I thought it more considerate than using the one upstairs.
    I've had to stop using the outside loo.

    The next door neighbour kept complaining about my dog crapping on his lawn.

    I explained that I didn't have a dog

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  • Diver
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    I'm fine, No gas issues whatsoever

    Just thought I'd cheer you all up with the good news

    and I had sprouts

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  • Sysman
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    Why oh why did I not open the bedroom window before going to sleep last night?

    All three bedroom windows plus front door open at the moment!

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  • scooby
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    curry last night, sprouts at lunch, and kebab tonight... Stinks in here!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Mine, currently, knows no bounds

    <Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff t!>

    Blasted sprouts.
    Getting over a stomach bug, and had Christmas dinner with brussels, sweet potato, cabbage, stuffing.

    I should carry a health warning atm.

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  • Cliphead
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    Sprouty outies will work their magic soon

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Flatulence...

    Flatulence...

    Mine, currently, knows no bounds

    <Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff t!>

    Blasted sprouts.

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