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Christmas Disasters.

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    #31
    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    The in-laws incontinent dog, mentioned on a previous post, the one that left a turd outside my bathroom last year Boxing Day morning, is dead, having passed in the early hours of Christmas Eve morning.

    Nothing to do with me.
    Where did it leave the turd this year? I imagine that right where you would tread in it when getting out of bed would have given cause for justifiable dogicide.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Hot water direct from a boiling kettle, poured quickly over the windscreen works much better
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      And my windscreen on the car cracked
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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