Churchills trip home for XMas

[Churchill]

On the Manchester train!

[Tingles]

On the Manchester train!

Busy??

On board catering okay??

[Diver]

On the Manchester train!

Well done

PS. Travel chaos for flights

Manchester is OK at the moment

Manchester

There have been difficult weather conditions which have resulted in passengers experiencing delays and cancellations across the transport network. This is likely to continue during the run up to Christmas.

Here at Manchester Airport, we are continuing to clear the runway, stand areas and taxiways of snow to keep the airport open. Extra staff have been on shift this weekend to assist both in the terminals and on the airfield and the airport is prepared to tackle further snowfall. We are continuing to clear the backlog in conjunction with our airlines, to get our passengers to where they need to be for Christmas.

[DodgyAgent]

Where are you planning on stopping for a p**s ?

That's a long detour for someone with a such a small reach

[Diver]

That's a long detour for someone with a such a small reach

I heard somewhere that he can reach around

[Churchill]

Just arrived @ Cheltenham Spa

[NickFitz]

Just arrived @ Cheltenham Spa

GCHQ could have told you that

[Churchill]

Just passed by bournville

[KackAttack]

Last time I went to Butlins at Minehead on a stag do, all beds were fitted with rubber undersheets.

Says something about the clientelle, when by default they assume bet wetting.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Just passed by bournville

Wise move.