This mornings texts...

[Churchill]

Me : Good morning! XXX
Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

Any guesses what she really meant to say?

[Diver]

Me : Good morning! XXX
Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

Any guesses what she really meant to say?

No!

But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up

[Churchill]

No!

But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up

I worked out what she meant but it made I larf!

[Diver]

Best text I ever had:

I'm on the Severn bridge now.

I'll be there in 30 min's

Where exactly do you live in Wales?

[HairyArsedBloke]

No!

But I'd hate to Sh!t before waking up

You'd get used to it. I know I did.

[alreadypacked]

You'd get used to it. I know I did.

You have got used to this too

[shaunbhoy]

Me : Good morning! XXX
Her(almost an hour later) : Sh!t only after waking up! XXX
Me : Yeah, that's my rule too! XXX

Any guesses what she really meant to say?

TULIP!!!!............I'm late!!

HTH

[cailin maith]

Ahem....

[Bunk]

Bet you're glad Churchill shared this with us.

[shaunbhoy]

Bet you're glad Churchill shared this with us.

Of course she is. Christmas is a time for sharing.