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    #21
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Nearly 18 months
    Beejayzus!!!!!!!
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #22
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Beejayzus!!!!!!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        I worked with a lot of Irish people, and it took me a while to work out that "after" is used live "I have"

        Only after waking up = I've have only (now) woken up

        I'm after seeing yer man = I have just had a meeting with him

        Churchy, I'm sure you knew that - you've been with CM a while now!
        Yeah I did know but it just struck me as being amusing!

        Second XMas...

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          #24
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Platypus - you have the lingo

          Nearly 18 months
          An Irish speaking Platypus. Could this thread get any weirder.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Nearly 18 months
            Some day they hope to meet in The Real World

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              #26
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Some day they hope to meet in The Real World
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Beejayzus!!!!!!!
                It leaves room for not 1 but 2 BabyJesus to have been grown
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Some day they hope to meet in The Real World
                  One day, Rodders!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Tingles View Post
                    Do we see a ContractorUK Christmas special starring you two this year?
                    With webcams?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      With webcams?
                      You're thinking of Xeno and ...

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