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    #21
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    No.... but if you want one I am sure HAB will give you one!

    IGMC
    Like I told HAB " I won't take that laying down"
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Pop!

      <hands norrahe some fizz>
      I think there is a kebab under the cushion on the sofa.
      Nooooooooooo not that one!!!! Thats NOT mayonaise!!!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Like I told HAB " I won't take that laying down"
        I bet HAB said "On your knees will do......."

        he is such a smooth talking chap!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Did you mean "I'm not...."
          I'm more of a single-entendre kind of gal.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #25
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Nooooooooooo not that one!!!! Thats NOT mayonaise!!!
            You cannot prove that I did that!

            Well you can - with a DNA test...

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              #26
              Everybody in da house say "Yo!"

              Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"

              Da party can be startin' now doodz. Da Prickles haz arrived.
              I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
              If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                #27
                Originally posted by wil View Post
                Hi all,

                came across this place by accident.

                I'm a contrcator but realtively new to it (9 months in and still afloat).

                Thought I'd sign up and say hi, I'll be trawling through the threads shortly to pass on my wisdom to you all. After all, I've been a contractor for ages now, so I must know all there is to know about it.

                ..msloooow!
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  I've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....
                  Wossis den, man? Looks like funny cola to da Prickles.
                  I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                  If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I'm more of a single-entendre kind of gal.
                    Did you say "Single entry". Oh no Sorry I thought you meant.... Errrrr never mind... here have another drink.....

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by wil View Post
                      came across this place by accident.
                      You'll have to do better than that!

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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