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Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice
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Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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She hasn't got a leg to stand on!Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
Ok, yes she has - but only one...
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I've got nothing against her left leg - trouble is, neither has She.*
*In homage to the comedy greats Messers Cook and MooreComment
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I have nothing against her right leg, unfortunately...
<kaboom tish!>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Holding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?
I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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From Shooting Stars:
"Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney's Plastic Leg.
Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Barack Obama's Morning Egg"We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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"Men hate her. Charismatic playgirl."Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHolding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?
I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".
Anagram of "Heather Mills Charity Campaigner"...Comment
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I think you should all leave the the poor misaligned woman alone
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Look, I know she upset St Paul but you've got to take your hat off to a one-legged person having a go at ice dancing.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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