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Do You Know Who I Am?!

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    Do You Know Who I Am?!

    Very Important Permies

    Bless..
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Very Important Permies

    Bless..
    So I'm a VIP then
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      I'm a Fairly Unimportant Contractor.

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        #4
        Dutiful Inconspicuous Contractor here
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Kind Nice Observant Brilliant Heroic Educated Adept Diver

          Before somebody else does it
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            So we'll Cee U Next Tuesday then?

            (Learnt that from a butcher who have their own slang, they use examples like the above or naughty words said backwards when in front of customers. Skollob!)
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              (Learnt that from a butcher who have their own slang, they use examples like the above or naughty words said backwards when in front of customers. Skollob!)
              Was it not Ollocksbay ?

              Butcher's backslang.

              I learned a bit of that when working in a greengrocery. Our nearby butcher was disliked, a right uckingfay astardbay.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                That's just pig latin.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  That's just pig latin.
                  I didn't know pigs could speak Latin!

                  Must be all the Legalese
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

                    Butcher's backslang.
                    Soon to become CUK Sweary Words
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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