I am being cyber stalked!

[sasguru]

Maybe plod will be round his house at 3am instead.

With an extra-large straight-jacket?

[Churchill]

Or some intensive gym sessions to boost your self esteem by slimming down.

HTH

Threaded, don't take any notice of SAS, people love you because you're big fat and ugly!

[TimberWolf]

Threaded, don't take any notice of SAS, people love you because you're big fat and ugly!

Plus, straight-jackets always come in extra-large. At least in arm length.

[EternalOptimist]

I just 2 guys in bally-clavas crawling through my rockery.
muttering someting about 'no prisoners'

[Toolpusher]

You wait `till tonight, you`re home will be raided by men in uniform carrying big truncheons.........be prepared.

Watch out for the pink ones! (Mostly SFW, believe it or not!)

[HairyArsedBloke]

Look what I've found in my server logs just now.

2009-12-18 14:05:49 W3SVC701625 192.168.1.100 GET /default.aspx - 80 - 212.137.45.109 Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+6.0;+Windows+NT+5.1;+SV1;+.N ET+CLR+1.1.4322;+.NET+CLR+2.0.50727) 302 0 0

I'd love to have seen their faces when the met-plod home page appeared.

[Bunk]

Careful HAB, you don't want them to know you're on to them.

[Zippy]

Careful HAB, you don't want them to know you're on to them.

Oh dear. HAB's gone offline