I am being cyber stalked!

[BrollyBonce]

Suddenly, after I type here that my connection is going slow - it returns to normal.

Some years ago I picked up the telephone handset and had a little chat with the chap in the middle. He was surprised I knew he was there. After that, some 'things' got better and stopped happening.

(That is part of a MUCH longer story which is NOT going to be committed to the Internet.)

I suspect if you know they are there, it is because they want you to know. Draw your own conclusion.

[chef]

Some years ago I picked up the telephone handset and had a little chat with the chap in the middle. He was surprised I knew he was there. After that, some 'things' got better and stopped happening.

(That is part of a MUCH longer story which is NOT going to be committed to the Internet.)

I suspect if you know they are there, it is because they want you to know. Draw your own conclusion.

take your pasta on your lap and fly home...

[sasguru]

Some years ago I picked up the telephone handset and had a little chat with the chap in the middle. He was surprised I knew he was there. After that, some 'things' got better and stopped happening.

(That is part of a MUCH longer story which is NOT going to be committed to the Internet.)

I suspect if you know they are there, it is because they want you to know. Draw your own conclusion.

Was that before or after you spoke to the elves at the bottom of your garden?



FFS where do they come from?

[original PM]

you guys are all nuts





I am watching you

[Churchill]

Was that before or after you spoke to the elves at the bottom of your garden?



FFS where do they come from?

The bottom of the garden?

[threaded]

So, you've now realised that Threaded is a Pasta Eating Tornado Pilot of the first order...

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

[sasguru]

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

No he's not. You're an insecure nonentity who eats too many pies and has delusions of grandeur.

See - that saved you months, if not years, of expensive therapy by getting straight to the point.

My invoice is in the post.

[threaded]

No he's not. You're an insecure nonentity who eats too many pies and has delusions of grandeur.

See - that saved you months, if not years, of expensive therapy by getting straight to the point.

My invoice is in the post.

My god my other sockpuppets are arguing with me now too!

Therapy! Therapy! I needs some therapy...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

Yes, it true. I really am threaded.

Maybe plod will be round his house at 3am instead.

[sasguru]

Therapy! Therapy! I needs some therapy...

Or some intensive gym sessions to boost your self esteem by slimming down.

HTH