Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"
Go on..........I dare you.
Go on..........I dare you.
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Here's a related tip for the Gents
Do you find that the missus always hates everything you choose for her?
If so, then when shopping together always go and find the most expensive items of clothing or shoes or whatever she's looking for. Tell her how much you like them and how good she'll look in them.
I've saved at least 50% off an average trip to the shopsCoffee's for closers -
The other half and I always go shopping on our own- its whats kept us together for 20 years....
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is that your post work christmas shopping confession from today shaunbhoy?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNext time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"
Go on..........I dare you.
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We go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...
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We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"Originally posted by Churchill View PostWe go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...
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FTFYOriginally posted by Diver View PostWe go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and pass me your credit card"Comment
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After getting an ear hole bashing from ex-mrs HAB about shopping I tried something along those lines. e.g. not complaining, going wherever she wanted, and giving supporting comments.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNext time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"
Go on..........I dare you.
After a little while we went into one of her mates shop. She comments to her, "He's being very good today. He must be after something." So at the next stop ....
was her instructions.Originally posted by Diver View PostWe go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"
I wasn't really after anything. I just knew that if I behaved like that it would confuse her and wind her up. She didn't pester me to go shopping for ages after that.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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No way chef. I am not that crazy. No it was a guy I worked with at 02 a few years back. And he lived to tell the tale.Originally posted by chef View Post
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