Here's a Dare for all the Guys!

[cailin maith]

Many years ago I also told my wife she has a big arse.

"Of course you have a big arse. You're a woman. You're meant to have a big arse, FFS. That's what 'curvy' means: big jubblies and a fat arse. Without a fat arse you'd look like a ladyboy and I wouldn't be interested. Why do you think I never let you buy trousers? It's because women have fat arses and they look awful in trousers. Except those boney skinny tarts that are meant for looking at rather than sleeping with. So stop worrying about your big arse. Yes, it's big. It's a woman's arse. It's meant to be big. It's perfectly normal."

It worked for me.

YMMV.

Love it!!

[RichardCranium]

I told my wife that they don't do magic dresses that don't make her big arse look big. She doesn't ask anymore.

Many years ago I also told my wife she has a big arse.

"Of course you have a big arse. You're a woman. You're meant to have a big arse, FFS. That's what 'curvy' means: big jubblies and a fat arse. Without a fat arse you'd look like a ladyboy and I wouldn't be interested. Why do you think I never let you buy trousers? It's because women have fat arses and they look awful in trousers. Except those boney skinny tarts that are meant for looking at rather than sleeping with. So stop worrying about your big arse. Yes, it's big. It's a woman's arse. It's meant to be big. It's perfectly normal."

It worked for me.

YMMV.

[BoredBloke]

I told my wife that they don't do magic dresses that don't make her big arse look big. She doesn't ask anymore.

[Diver]

FTFY

Thanks

[shaunbhoy]

is that your post work christmas shopping confession from today shaunbhoy?

No way chef. I am not that crazy. No it was a guy I worked with at 02 a few years back. And he lived to tell the tale.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

Go on..........I dare you.

After getting an ear hole bashing from ex-mrs HAB about shopping I tried something along those lines. e.g. not complaining, going wherever she wanted, and giving supporting comments.

After a little while we went into one of her mates shop. She comments to her, "He's being very good today. He must be after something." So at the next stop ....

We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"

was her instructions.


I wasn't really after anything. I just knew that if I behaved like that it would confuse her and wind her up. She didn't pester me to go shopping for ages after that.

[BA to the Stars]

We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and pass me your credit card"

FTFY

[Diver]

We go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...

We go shopping together, she tells me "Sit there and don't wander off"

[Churchill]

We go shopping together, she tells me I enjoy it...

[Gonzo]

The other half and I always go shopping on our own- its whats kept us together for 20 years....

PZZ

WHS.

Although in my case it is ten years not twenty.

[chef]

Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

Go on..........I dare you.

is that your post work christmas shopping confession from today shaunbhoy?

[pzz76077]

The other half and I always go shopping on our own- its whats kept us together for 20 years....

PZZ

[Spacecadet]

Here's a related tip for the Gents

Do you find that the missus always hates everything you choose for her?
If so, then when shopping together always go and find the most expensive items of clothing or shoes or whatever she's looking for. Tell her how much you like them and how good she'll look in them.
I've saved at least 50% off an average trip to the shops

[shaunbhoy]

Next time you go shopping with 'er indoors and she tries something on and asks you how it looks, just reply............."Its very YOU!"

Go on..........I dare you.