Global Warming

[BlackenedBiker]

But a Labour government saved us then. They appointed a 'Minister for drought' and it immediately started to rain.

Labour saved us then, it'll do it again. The snot goblin is off to Copenhagen to sort it all out. What a man. What a leader. Yowza! Happy day's are here again.

what has party politics to do with a global crisis small minded bloke?????

Now stop being a numpty

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[HairyArsedBloke]

what has party politics to do with a global crisis small minded bloke?????

Now stop being a numpty

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Oh! Get her!

[threaded]

All Climate Sceptics are men

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereport...about_sex.html

I think what he is trying to say is that this global warming fuss is caused by letting women out of the kitchen.

i.e. because women tend to go for the pro-warming side they tip the scales. And some of those bruisers marching around Copenhagen today certainly do tip the scales.

[Spacecadet]

God of AGW must not be questioned

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/env...ge-denial.html

[Diver]

God of AGW must not be questioned

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/env...ge-denial.html

Where's Sasguru when we need him?

He'll know how many tonnes of Co2 farting spiders release into the atmosphere on an anal basis (Edit: sorry, meant annual)

[RichardCranium]

He'll know how many tonnes of Co2 farting spiders release into the atmosphere

Spiders are carnivorous so are probably innocent.

However,

There is a greater mass of insect life on and around the Earth than there is mammalian life. Most of it is vegetarian.

Therefore,

Insect farts are probably damaging the climate more than all the cows farting.

[Diver]

Spiders are carnivorous so are probably innocent.

However,

There is a greater mass of insect life on and around the Earth than there is mammalian life. Most of it is vegetarian.

Therefore,

Insect farts are probably damaging the climate more than all the cows farting.

Therefore, as the world would be imperilled by destruction of insect life, and we (I) need steak and roast beef, we should kill off all the elephants, buffalo, Bison, wildebeest, antelopes etc. to reduce emissions from ruminants Yes

[BlasterBates]

The disappearance of the polar ice cap is quite shocking:

Disappearance of the polar ice cap

[HairyArsedBloke]

The disappearance of the polar ice cap is quite shocking:

Disappearance of the polar ice cap

[gingerjedi]

Himalayan glacier meltdown... oh hang on maybe not

I'm looking forward to all those tax rebates.