Help, my wife wont stop spending!

[BlackenedBiker]

An alternative would be to make sure that you're both as commited to looking after the family.

Ahhhh, respect Don Vito Corleone........The DOG Father

[cailin maith]

Ahhhh, respect Don Vito Corleone........The DOG Father

[sasguru]

yes. don't feed it and stay well away!

Wot's the fun in that?

[Diver]

An alternative would be to make sure that you're both as committed .

She's

[NotAllThere]

My wife is quite averse to spending money.

[threaded]

I left my permie job last year during the onset of the recession to gamble on getting a long-term contract, with more money...

After a month on the bench - my luck came in and taadaa i landed a cushdie number - 7 months later im still here trying to stash the cash, but my wife keeps spending it?!

I havent saved a pennie from this contract and im worried next year, im gonna be benched?!

I ask you CUK - How do you handle le wife and finances?

Bought a pig farm. She's now obedient.

[Andy2]

Ever heard of internet shopping without a credit card?

+ Break her wrists as a backup

There are computers controlled by eye movement and thoughts

Poke her eyes

[sweetandsour]

I left my permie job last year during the onset of the recession to gamble on getting a long-term contract, with more money...

After a month on the bench - my luck came in and taadaa i landed a cushdie number - 7 months later im still here trying to stash the cash, but my wife keeps spending it?!

I havent saved a pennie from this contract and im worried next year, im gonna be benched?!

I ask you CUK - How do you handle le wife and finances?

I made a deal with my missus. She earns her money every time by providing me with favours in the bedroom. This way she can have as much cash as she wants as far as I am concerned. The more money she gets the happier I am.

The only trouble now is that I have been on the bench a while, the warchest has been depleted and I am not sure that I can afford her for much longer.

I might have to tell her to find another customer.

[NotAllThere]

Chop her head off and she won't even think of spending your money again.

[BrilloPad]

I left my permie job last year during the onset of the recession to gamble on getting a long-term contract, with more money...

After a month on the bench - my luck came in and taadaa i landed a cushdie number - 7 months later im still here trying to stash the cash, but my wife keeps spending it?!

I havent saved a pennie from this contract and im worried next year, im gonna be benched?!

I ask you CUK - How do you handle le wife and finances?

Get divorced. That will save loads of money wont it.......