I think he should have stopped hitting him around the head once he had dropped him and then smashed his shins to pieces to stop him running away before calling police, at least this is how I plan to deal with intruders with my trusty 9 iron.
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Originally posted by singhr View PostI think he should have stopped hitting him around the head once he had dropped him and then smashed his shins to pieces to stop him running away before calling police, at least this is how I plan to deal with intruders with my trusty 9 iron.Comment
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Originally posted by ASB View PostI think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...Comment
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Originally posted by ASB View PostI think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by ASB View PostI think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHe'd shag them.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMake a spectacular getaway in his carComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSurely a Mashie Niblick would be more appropriate?Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostClassic Daily Mail Commentard
So did Linda read the article, emigrate out of disgust and then comment from her new home?Comment
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