Outrageous: Cricketting burglar-basher jailed

[singhr]

I think he should have stopped hitting him around the head once he had dropped him and then smashed his shins to pieces to stop him running away before calling police, at least this is how I plan to deal with intruders with my trusty 9 iron.

[ASB]

I think he should have stopped hitting him around the head once he had dropped him and then smashed his shins to pieces to stop him running away before calling police, at least this is how I plan to deal with intruders with my trusty 9 iron.

I think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...

[Pondlife]

I think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...

I'm sure Mrs Woods has an opinion on this.

[Diver]

I think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...

Surely a Mashie Niblick would be more appropriate?

[Spacecadet]

I think your lob wedge would be much better for dealing with shins. Slice through them so much easier than a 9 iron...

What would Tiger do?

[Doggy Styles]

What would Tiger do?

He'd shag them.

[Diver]

He'd shag them.

Make a spectacular getaway in his car

[Doggy Styles]

Make a spectacular getaway in his car

Stopping only to shag a tree on the way out of his drive.

[ASB]

Surely a Mashie Niblick would be more appropriate?

Good point, but given the demise of the cricket bat I'd be a bit worried the hickory shaft wouldn't be up to the job.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Classic Daily Mail Commentard



So did Linda read the article, emigrate out of disgust and then comment from her new home?

I certainly hope so.