Anyone done anything stupid today?

[Mich the Tester]

Bought a newspaper at the station this morning, walked to the coffee kiosk to get a coffee, put the paper down to stir the coffee then got on the train without the newspaper.

[DimPrawn]

Got £100 out of the cash machine, and walked away without the money.

I did that yesterday! But only for £30.

Dumb or what?

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've just missed my flight home. Oh clucking bells tulipy tulip.

I did that by a whole week once. How ex-mrs HAB laughed. However, I called up BA executive club and they revalidated my ticket and at the airport I blagged a free upgrade too. Which was nice.

[SuperZ]

I got out of bed this morning, oh how I hate winter. Big mistake

[Doggy Styles]

I went to a funeral today, an aunt-in-law. I and the deceased woman's daughters were chatting to the vicar outside the crem and I piped up with how their mother liked to play "corks", (a game like musical chairs except you had to grab a cork from the table and the person who didn't get one was out), and said she had sharp nails and usually cut someone or other.

The vicar said "Oh, I must learn to play that" and I said "Yeah, luckily you're safe now." There was an awkward silence until I excused myself.

[Boudica]

i'm a lazy bored student so i look for ways to waste time...looking up rude words on this

http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/Fre...ncensored.html

then listening them being said here

http://public.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php

i know, i'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body

[RichardCranium]

I'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body.

Then the good news is that you have died and gone to Heaven. You jammy sod.

[Boudica]

Then the good news is that you have died and gone to Heaven.

LOL! i wish!

i'm just shocked at what passes as amusement these days

[VectraMan]

I wrote this:

double angle = atan(y2-y1)/(x2-x1);

And then spent ages trying to hunt down the bug that I was convinced was in the rest of the code.

True story.

[NotAllThere]

I did something stupid yesterday. And now I've got a headache.