Reply to: Anyone done anything stupid today?

[The_Equalizer]

Forgot to add that they are still small which does solve your problem (at twice the cost).

[The_Equalizer]

Oh no they dont

Actually I'll give you that one. Robert the Spruce (2007) made it until February and unnamed (2008) made it till mid-March which was when he was planted in the gf's garden.

[Pogle]

Buy a tree with roots. They're always small and they live after Christmas.

Oh no they dont

[The_Equalizer]

Today we shall be buying a christmas tree- which will not look overly large when set against the background of all the other trees on offer, however when it is delivered it will fill the living room and appear to have doubled in size.

It happens every year

Buy a tree with roots. They're always small and they live after Christmas.

[Pogle]

Today we shall be buying a christmas tree- which will not look overly large when set against the background of all the other trees on offer, however when it is delivered it will fill the living room and appear to have doubled in size.

It happens every year

[Pinto]

I did that in the West End, and the machine whisked it back in before any scrote could grab it.

It was early in the morning, in a small village, on a an old machine. I grabbed a coffee round the corner and only when I came to pay did I realise I missed out the crucial step but by then, perhaps 2 minutes later, the money had gone. I waited until the bank opened but when I told them that I'd heard that's what cash machines do, and that's why I was waiting for them, they looked at me as if in disbelief that I could be so naive. Complete myth, they said, Someone's lucky day!

Taking another £100 out made me think how much stuff I do whilst in dreamland, leaving a lot of it to what I thought was my trusty auto-pilot.

[threaded]

Sounds like a keeper!

Revenge has arrived...

Apparently the cleaners haven't been doing a good enough job, so she's taken it into her head to set about cleaning the bookshelves in my office.

It'll take weeks before I get everything back to its ordered disorder.

[oracleslave]

I signed up for a half marathon. Yikes!

I signed up for a Paris to Geneva cycle.

[NotAllThere]

I did something stupid yesterday. And now I've got a headache.

[VectraMan]

I wrote this:

double angle = atan(y2-y1)/(x2-x1);

And then spent ages trying to hunt down the bug that I was convinced was in the rest of the code.

True story.

[Boudica]

Then the good news is that you have died and gone to Heaven.

LOL! i wish!

i'm just shocked at what passes as amusement these days

[RichardCranium]

I'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body.

Then the good news is that you have died and gone to Heaven. You jammy sod.

[Boudica]

i'm a lazy bored student so i look for ways to waste time...looking up rude words on this

http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/Fre...ncensored.html

then listening them being said here

http://public.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php

i know, i'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body

[Doggy Styles]

I went to a funeral today, an aunt-in-law. I and the deceased woman's daughters were chatting to the vicar outside the crem and I piped up with how their mother liked to play "corks", (a game like musical chairs except you had to grab a cork from the table and the person who didn't get one was out), and said she had sharp nails and usually cut someone or other.

The vicar said "Oh, I must learn to play that" and I said "Yeah, luckily you're safe now." There was an awkward silence until I excused myself.

[SuperZ]

I got out of bed this morning, oh how I hate winter. Big mistake