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    #11
    Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover

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      #12
      What's an alcohol allowance?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        for the toothache and resultant self-sorryness


        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        However, if (as is probably the case) the antibiotic is Metronidazole then you're off the pop for a while.
        It's Amoxypoxyproxysillycillin. I think. Or PixieTwixyTricksieWillyPullin.

        But it's definitely a "sillyun" and not an "arzole".

        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        You know you love her
        So she tells me.

        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        no need to be a dog in the manger
        How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...

        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        and do complete the prescribed course.
        I'm a good boy, me.

        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Another and a for you


        A few co-codamol and a very heavy slug of Kahlua helped me sleep.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          What's an alcohol allowance?
          About 50% of disposable income.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
            Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover
            She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.
              everything ?
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                everything ?
                Everything.

                And she will hang on to what she knows and save it for a dinner party or some similar inappropriate occasion. Thankfully, for comic effect rather than vindictiveness.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  What's an alcohol allowance?
                  the time taken between starting drinking and falling over

                  I get no sympathy from my wife. Whatever I get wrong she can trump with her kidney transplant and everything that stems from it.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.
                    Its a gift - many women have it
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

                      How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...
                      Thank god for that. Was the last one what I thought it was?

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