Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Postfor the toothache and resultant self-sorryness
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHowever, if (as is probably the case) the antibiotic is Metronidazole then you're off the pop for a while.
But it's definitely a "sillyun" and not an "arzole".
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou know you love her
Originally posted by NickFitz View Postno need to be a dog in the manger
Originally posted by NickFitz View Postand do complete the prescribed course.
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnother and a for you
A few co-codamol and a very heavy slug of Kahlua helped me sleep.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat's an alcohol allowance?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostLet her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangoverMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostShe doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posteverything ?
And she will hang on to what she knows and save it for a dinner party or some similar inappropriate occasion. Thankfully, for comic effect rather than vindictiveness.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat's an alcohol allowance?
I get no sympathy from my wife. Whatever I get wrong she can trump with her kidney transplant and everything that stems from it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostShe doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...Comment
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