Reply to: Women & sympathy

[conned tractor]

That web site was a hoax. So, yes, that avatar was the animated .GIF image from that web site, but no, it was not a real corpse. Flip it through 180 degrees and you could see it was a woman lying down but in perfect pink-cheeked health.

Thank you. Had me convinced though.

[RichardCranium]

Thank god for that. Was the last one what I thought it was?

That web site was a hoax. So, yes, that avatar was the animated .GIF image from that web site, but no, it was not a real corpse. Flip it through 180 degrees and you could see it was a woman lying down but in perfect pink-cheeked health. And what woman gets buried in hubby's DIY shirt?

[Mich the Tester]

Its a gift - many women have it

After heavy drinking, Mrs Tester conveniently forgets everything she has said but remembers everything I’ve said, including things I don’t really believe I said.

[EternalOptimist]

Its a gift - many women have it

This is a conundrum. It means that
I drink to forget, she drinks to remember

[conned tractor]

How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...

Thank god for that. Was the last one what I thought it was?

[Pogle]

She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.

Its a gift - many women have it

[BoredBloke]

What's an alcohol allowance?

the time taken between starting drinking and falling over

I get no sympathy from my wife. Whatever I get wrong she can trump with her kidney transplant and everything that stems from it.

[RichardCranium]

everything ?

Everything.

And she will hang on to what she knows and save it for a dinner party or some similar inappropriate occasion. Thankfully, for comic effect rather than vindictiveness.

[EternalOptimist]

She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.

everything ?

[RichardCranium]

Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover

She doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.

[Mich the Tester]

What's an alcohol allowance?

About 50% of disposable income.

[RichardCranium]

for the toothache and resultant self-sorryness

However, if (as is probably the case) the antibiotic is Metronidazole then you're off the pop for a while.

It's Amoxypoxyproxysillycillin. I think. Or PixieTwixyTricksieWillyPullin.

But it's definitely a "sillyun" and not an "arzole".

You know you love her

So she tells me.

no need to be a dog in the manger

How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...

and do complete the prescribed course.

I'm a good boy, me.

Another and a for you

A few co-codamol and a very heavy slug of Kahlua helped me sleep.

[NotAllThere]

What's an alcohol allowance?

[BA to the Stars]

Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover

[sunnysan]

Anusol

You all seem to know about anusol a prep H so is it safe to say that the little fellows in the nether regions are an occupational hazard of sitting all day.