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Originally posted by bandit_legs View Postdo you liek me?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by bandit_legs View Postdo you liek me?Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Once upon a time, when caught short, I was forced to go for a crap in a public loo in a park.
The cubicle was completely covered in graffitti. Everywhere. And all of it was about gay liaisons, gay activities, gay diagrams and so on.
And there, right at the bottom of the door, was my favourite bit of graffitti of all time.
Someone had written: "Does anyone come here for a tulip like me?"
After which someone else had written "Why would anyone want a tulip like you?"
HTHMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by bandit_legs View Postdo you liek me?ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOnce upon a time, when caught short, I was forced to go for a crap in a public loo in a park.
The cubicle was completely covered in graffitti. Everywhere. And all of it was about gay liaisons, gay activities, gay diagrams and so on.
And there, right at the bottom of the door, was my favourite bit of graffitti of all time.
Someone had written: "Does anyone come here for a tulip like me?"
After which someone else had written "Why would anyone want a tulip like you?"
HTH
My faith in CUK is restored.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post
My faith in CUK is restored.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Had contract near Cleethorpes once. The graffiti in Cleethorpes bogs you would not believe. If they arrested everyone in the town child abuse would drop 50%.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHad contract near Cleethorpes once. The graffiti in Cleethorpes bogs you would not believe. If they arrested everyone in the town child abuse would drop 50%.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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