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    #21
    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    My CUK gave to me,
    Eight harddrives creaking,
    seven duders spriting
    six trolls-a-posting,
    Five drunken flings,
    Four chutney spoons,
    Three benched friends,
    Two purple gloves,
    And a cartridge for an HP
    Coffee's for closers

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      #22
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      On the eighth day of Christmas,
      My CUK gave to me,
      Eight harddrives creaking,
      seven duders spriting
      six trolls-a-posting,
      Five drunken flings,
      Four chutney spoons,
      Three benched friends,
      Two purple gloves,
      And a cartridge for an HP
      On the ninth day of Christmas,
      my CUK gave to me,
      Nine HABs a prancing
      Eight harddrives creaking,
      seven duders spriting
      six trolls-a-posting,
      Five drunken flings,
      Four chutney spoons,
      Three benched friends,
      Two purple gloves,
      And a cartridge for an HP
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        On the ninth day of Christmas,
        my CUK gave to me,
        Nine HABs a prancing
        Eight harddrives creaking,
        seven duders spriting
        six trolls-a-posting,
        Five drunken flings,
        Four chutney spoons,
        Three benched friends,
        Two purple gloves,
        And a cartridge for an HP

        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #24
          On the tenth day of Christmas,
          my CUK gave to me,
          Ten Nickys drooling
          Nine HABs a prancing
          Eight harddrives creaking,
          seven duders spriting
          six trolls-a-posting,
          Five drunken flings,
          Four chutney spoons,
          Three benched friends,
          Two purple gloves,
          And a cartridge for an HP
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            On the Eleven day of Christmas
            my CUK gave to me,
            Eleven agents phishing,
            Ten Nickys drooling
            Nine HABs a prancing
            Eight harddrives creaking,
            seven duders spriting
            six trolls-a-posting,
            Five drunken flings,
            Four chutney spoons,
            Three benched friends,
            Two purple gloves,
            And a cartridge for an HP
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #26
              On the twelfth day of Christmas
              my CUK gave to me,
              Twelve Tax tips,
              Eleven agents phishing,
              Ten Nickys drooling,
              Nine HABs a prancin,g
              Eight harddrives creaking,
              seven duders spriting
              six trolls-a-posting,
              Five drunken flings,
              Four chutney spoons,
              Three benched friends,
              Two purple gloves,
              And a cartridge for an HP
              Coffee's for closers

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                #27
                Fantastic!!!!

                Well done everyone. Merry Christmas.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Fantastic!!!!

                  Well done everyone. Merry Christmas.
                  Well done, SY01, for making that happen.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #29
                    well yes...that was .... excellent

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                      #30
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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