I think my desk has one of the best views in the world

[OwlHoot]

A grossly overweight developer with a bald patch and a penchant for missing deodorant out of his morning routine.

Hehe. Rather you than me, what with that and the BS tall stories.

Where are you based? They sound a right bunch of wallies.

[Andy2]

I can see a nice cleavage if I crane my neck

[original PM]

the lovely citadel of manchester

if i look closley I am sure I can see strangeways

oh and yes there is also a:
Fat geek with hygenie problems
A decent looking bit of cleavage
A plate of cakes some guys wife made - actually now it is just a plate

and some damn stupid forum oh....

[DimPrawn]

Is that a reflection in the monitor screen?

Damn those crappy gloss laptop screens.

[chef]

6 germans of varying degrees of fatness/uglyness, so many plants it feels like david attenborough is going to walk out of them telling me about some new species and a large window with a multistorey almost opposite and the austrian alps in the distance on a clearish day..

[Pogle]

I can see a nice cleavage if I crane my neck

I can see one if I look down

[HairyArsedBloke]

During the day, now that the leaves have gone from the tree outside I have a lovely view of ...... the council estate over the road and the other window over looks a chavskool. Actually, both of them are alright no bother from either.

However, in my last office, if I stood up, looked through the gap in the monitors, after they had done the site clearance over the street, and there wasn't a truck in the way; my view was just like the background to my avatar.

I've gone over all sad now. We need a crying 'smilie'.

[Cliphead]

Looking across the Clyde with a snow covered Ben Lomond and a glimpse of the highlands in the distance.

[Mich the Tester]

Looking across the Clyde with a snow covered Ben Lomond and a glimpse of the highlands in the distance.

Sounds good to me.

[original PM]

I can see a nice cleavage if I crane my neck

I can see one if I look down

I so wish I was a bird


with big hooters would take me hours to get dressed!