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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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God, I can hear them laughing and screeching like harpies
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Civilisation is just a veneer. They are hooting now because some Italian has to eat an anus or something.
I thought anusii were a staple of the Italians diet
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I have managed to splash boiling water over the inside of my wrist.
It is a practice I can heartily recommend as one to avoid.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Are you thinking of those hideous sausages the French eat? A pig's rectum stuffed with its large intestine?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Having scoffed the beef casserole avec Yorkshire Pud, the next course is looming. A whopping great trifle which may get a can of fruit cocktail thrown in with it or may get mint choc chip ice cream put with it. Possible all three.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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An ex-whopping great trifle.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
"You know when you had that beer last night? I had a bit of the trifle."
A bit? A BIT?
There's a bit of jelly, all the custard and a bit of cream left in the bottom of the bowl!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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'Twas roast pork and mash and cabbage tonight. I did extra mash and cabbage, so bubble and squeak tomorrow!Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Sound like you all had a whale of a time
Look on the bright side: you didn't have to spend an additional night in a hotel, and you got a home-cooked meal
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