The things people would never say...

[George Parr]

No 1.
Merchant Banker: "We'll guys, we've nearly managed to wreck the world economy and only have jobs at all because taxpayers have bailed us out the world over, so lets not mention bonuses for a year or so."

No 2
Kirsty Allsop: "See, I told you there would be a crash in the housing market."

[chef]

atw: yes, your right im wrong

[Andy2]

Dimprawn : before making £300 in oil futures I lost £1000

[Mich the Tester]

No 2
Kirsty Allsop: "Shall I get them out for the lads?"

FTFY

[singhr]

Alright I admit there were never any weapons of mass destruction but my imaginary invisible friend told me there was.

[Mich the Tester]

B Liar; 'Yes, that David Kelly bloke was becoming a bit of a pest so we took him to the woods...'

[stingman123]

Tiger Woods.....D'oh He beat me to it...