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stingman123 replied

4 December 2009, 15:55
Tiger Woods.....D'oh He beat me to it...
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Mich the Tester replied

4 December 2009, 14:50
B Liar; 'Yes, that David Kelly bloke was becoming a bit of a pest so we took him to the woods...'
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singhr replied

4 December 2009, 14:47
Alright I admit there were never any weapons of mass destruction but my imaginary invisible friend told me there was.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 December 2009, 14:07
Originally posted by George Parr View Post

No 2
Kirsty Allsop: "Shall I get them out for the lads?"

FTFY
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Andy2 replied

4 December 2009, 14:06
Dimprawn : before making £300 in oil futures I lost £1000
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chef replied

4 December 2009, 13:57
atw: yes, your right im wrong
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George Parr started a topic The things people would never say...

4 December 2009, 13:28
The things people would never say...

No 1.
Merchant Banker: "We'll guys, we've nearly managed to wreck the world economy and only have jobs at all because taxpayers have bailed us out the world over, so lets not mention bonuses for a year or so."

No 2
Kirsty Allsop: "See, I told you there would be a crash in the housing market."
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