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What achievements gained whilst on bench?
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostYou should see a doctor, because I think that means you might be hollow.
Coffee keyboard moment!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012Comment
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostWhilst on the bench for 12 months I've earned £550 a day doing work for some multi-nationals.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Became ITIL v3 Expert.
Passed ISEB Green IT qualification.
Suffered the indoctrination of the ISEB Green IT course.
Set up a proper business.
Seen all the episodes of Dangerman.
Learnt to fly a Radio Controlled plane.
Signed up for an Exec MBA starting soon.
Got Govt funding for 60% of the Exec MBA.
Holiday in Malta.Comment
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Originally posted by Tingles View PostBecame ITIL v3 Expert.
Passed ISEB Green IT qualification.
Suffered the indoctrination of the ISEB Green IT course.
Set up a proper business.
Seen all the episodes of Dangerman.
Learnt to fly a Radio Controlled plane.
Signed up for an Exec MBA starting soon.
Got Govt funding for 60% of the Exec MBA.
Holiday in Malta.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostLooking at big choppers too.Comment
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Originally posted by conned tractor View PostAre you sure you want to advertise that.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostPerfectly innocent, it's your dirty mind.Comment
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Last year on the bench I rebuilt a pair of S2000 rear brake calipers. Who else can claim that?Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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