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    #11
    Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
    You are the winner!
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    You should see a doctor, because I think that means you might be hollow.
    I'm expecting him to spontaenously (sp) combust. One of these mornings, I'll wake up and there will be a charred mass in the bed next to me
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #12
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      You should see a doctor, because I think that means you might be hollow.


      Coffee keyboard moment!
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #13
        Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
        Whilst on the bench for 12 months I've earned £550 a day doing work for some multi-nationals.
        bit of a sarky bar steward aren't you?
        This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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          #14
          Became ITIL v3 Expert.
          Passed ISEB Green IT qualification.
          Suffered the indoctrination of the ISEB Green IT course.
          Set up a proper business.
          Seen all the episodes of Dangerman.
          Learnt to fly a Radio Controlled plane.
          Signed up for an Exec MBA starting soon.
          Got Govt funding for 60% of the Exec MBA.
          Holiday in Malta.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Tingles View Post
            Became ITIL v3 Expert.
            Passed ISEB Green IT qualification.
            Suffered the indoctrination of the ISEB Green IT course.
            Set up a proper business.
            Seen all the episodes of Dangerman.
            Learnt to fly a Radio Controlled plane.
            Signed up for an Exec MBA starting soon.
            Got Govt funding for 60% of the Exec MBA.
            Holiday in Malta.
            Keep meaning to do that, from what I've read electric is the way to go but all the old farts at the local club turn their noses up at such modernity. Looking at big choppers too.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Looking at big choppers too.
              Are you sure you want to advertise that.

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                #17
                Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
                Are you sure you want to advertise that.
                Perfectly innocent, it's your dirty mind.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Perfectly innocent, it's your dirty mind.
                  Possibly jealousy.

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                    #19
                    Last year on the bench I rebuilt a pair of S2000 rear brake calipers. Who else can claim that?
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                      #20
                      I built a double garage with a pitched roof.

                      And did a lot of pot noodling.

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