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One very upset client
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
can't access that from here so I'll have to take your word for thatRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I'm catching up - I used to be years' behind the times! But wait, what's this - Light Relief? Is that safe?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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THREADED!!! Stop cocking about with that time machine.Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I just had to see if he gets that yacht.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostTHREADED!!! Stop cocking about with that time machine.
He doesn't.
But Lucius' gay porn collection, although not to my tastes, is rather expansive.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Welcome to this morningOriginally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
http://forums.contractoruk.com/1015171-post3.htmlCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWelcome to this morningOriginally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
http://forums.contractoruk.com/1015171-post3.html
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