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When I was a lad

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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Sorry HAB. Some like em some dont.
    Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a fluffer in a gladiator school ?




    I just burst out laughing so hard it startled my youngest and made him cry.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Sorry HAB. Some like em some dont.
      Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a fluffer in a gladiator school ?




      Then you gave this up when your father got an allotment?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        When I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an Attorney's firm. I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, and I polished up the handle of the big front door.
        Tht would be the door "knob". I think I can see the root of your predicament.

        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          Tht would be the door "knob". I think I can see the root of your predicament.

          Sorry, they are not my lyrics; blame Mr's Gilbert & Sullivan.
          HMS Pinafore: When I was a lad
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #15
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Sorry, they are not my lyrics; blame Mr's Gilbert & Sullivan.
            HMS Pinafore: When I was a lad
            Now who was that was claiming that without Thatcher, satirical comedy wouldn't have been invented?

            :snigger:
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #16
              Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
              Courgettes were a huge success, literally, I have yet to see another that big.
              Marrows, I believe they call them

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                #17
                Well done EO : more Friday stories please.

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