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When I was a lad
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSorry HAB. Some like em some dont.
Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a fluffer in a gladiator school ?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhen I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an Attorney's firm. I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, and I polished up the handle of the big front door.
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostTht would be the door "knob". I think I can see the root of your predicament.
HMS Pinafore: When I was a ladHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostSorry, they are not my lyrics; blame Mr's Gilbert & Sullivan.
HMS Pinafore: When I was a lad
:snigger:Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by conned tractor View PostCourgettes were a huge success, literally, I have yet to see another that big.Comment
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