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When I was a lad
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I just burst out laughing so hard it startled my youngest and made him cry.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Then you gave this up when your father got an allotment?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSorry HAB. Some like em some dont.
Did I ever tell you about the time I worked as a fluffer in a gladiator school ?

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Tht would be the door "knob". I think I can see the root of your predicament.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhen I was a lad I served a term as office boy to an Attorney's firm. I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, and I polished up the handle of the big front door.
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Sorry, they are not my lyrics; blame Mr's Gilbert & Sullivan.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostTht would be the door "knob". I think I can see the root of your predicament.

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Now who was that was claiming that without Thatcher, satirical comedy wouldn't have been invented?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostSorry, they are not my lyrics; blame Mr's Gilbert & Sullivan.
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Marrows, I believe they call themOriginally posted by conned tractor View PostCourgettes were a huge success, literally, I have yet to see another that big.
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