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    They are amongst us

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...sts-claim.html

    Work on deciphering a complex set of symbols sent to them is underway, scientists from the country's Space Research Institute said.

    They claim aliens are currently answering 30 questions posed to them.

    Lachezar Filipov, deputy director of the Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences, confirmed the research.

    He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions.

    "Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time," Mr Filipov told Bulgarian media.

    "They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."

    Mr Filipov said that even the seat of the Catholic church, the Vatican, had agreed that aliens existed.



    Next week, they a turning their research team onto the more ridiculous field of AGW.


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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...sts-claim.html

    Work on deciphering a complex set of symbols sent to them is underway, scientists from the country's Space Research Institute said.

    They claim aliens are currently answering 30 questions posed to them.

    Lachezar Filipov, deputy director of the Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences, confirmed the research.

    He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions.

    "Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time," Mr Filipov told Bulgarian media.

    "They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."

    Mr Filipov said that even the seat of the Catholic church, the Vatican, had agreed that aliens existed.



    Next week, they a turning their research team onto the more ridiculous field of AtW.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...sts-claim.html

      Work on deciphering a complex set of symbols sent to them is underway, scientists from the country's Space Research Institute said.

      They claim aliens are currently answering 30 questions posed to them.

      Lachezar Filipov, deputy director of the Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences, confirmed the research.

      He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions.

      "Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time," Mr Filipov told Bulgarian media.

      "They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."

      Mr Filipov said that even the seat of the Catholic church, the Vatican, had agreed that aliens existed.



      Next week, they a turning their research team onto the more ridiculous field of AGW.

      So let me get this right. They have managed to master levels of space travel which we have not even got close to but the only way they can communicate is by stamping down images in a farmers field.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        So let me get this right. They have managed to master levels of space travel which we have not even got close to but the only way they can communicate is by stamping down images in a farmers field.
        They're scientists, you cannot question their motives or their results.

        sasguru.

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          #5
          Do they not have the ability to draw images on paper using their alien pens?
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world


            I despair sometimes, I really do.

            The sooner the octopuses take over as the Earth's dominant species, the better.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Old news - this was on El Reg yesterday.

              Still, nice to see the Torygraph trying, even though it does have trouble keeping up these days

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Old news - this was on El Reg yesterday.

                Still, nice to see the Torygraph trying, even though it does have trouble keeping up these days
                "The aliens are very critical of our immoral behaviour and our destruction of the environment," says Filipov, according to the Echo. "They say that global warming is attributed mainly to infrastructural engineering."


                There we have it. Global warming is man made. You can't argue with scientists AND crop circle making aliens.

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