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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View Post"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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A very large corporation to buy the software I've developed. Oh, hang on...
just sold it to the US Postal ServiceDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWould a trendy shed do?
Originally posted by oracleslave View PostCheck your spam folderǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by Swiss Tony View PostMay I ask what are the benefits of a re breather? (apart from the usual mine clearance military ones!)
Also, a three hour dive on open circuit will require 5-7 tanks of different mixes depending on your max depth. In theory, the rebreather and it's associated computer can work all of that out for you."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostA very large corporation to buy the software I've developed. Oh, hang on...
just sold it to the US Postal ServiceComment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostEvolution over Inspiration?
Are they good now?
Originally posted by Swiss Tony View PostMay I ask what are the benefits of a re breather? (apart from the usual mine clearance military ones!)- Greater 'downtime' - you could be there for hours at 10 meters if you wanted.
- Better marine experience because the critters aren't frightened by your bubbles (although manta rays are slightly disappointed because bubbles tickle...)
- Better photography (see above)
- Most importantly - no nitrogen narcosis below 30m...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostOh yes, they've got all the kinks ironed out now...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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