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A 'Roll & Sausage' or a 'Sausage Roll'

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    #21
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I'm sure that Andyw's mum would make whatever you want.
    Sausage-up-a-side-street.

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      #22
      Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
      I'd like that chip butty Toolpusher has contructed
      mmm. Makes me hungry...
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Tingles View Post
        I'm not sure life is mean't to be this complicated.
        Minestrone cleverly presents an IT Allegory. The real intent and meaning of the Allegory has been entirely missed, except by my own sagacious and original mind. The clue is in the two different menus, with the same terminology, for differeny items. When the clue is found, however, the meaning of each part of the procession becomes obvious and simple a roll, for example, serves as 'a touching symbol of the great English greasy spoon'. As the replies pass before him, Mr. Minestrone succeeds in finding his 'discovery' of the threads latent meaning confirmed by every succeeding comment. The threads humor derives in the first instance from Mr. Minestrones displays of wit and originality in the pursuit of latent meaning. Yet as the comments unfold, another layer of irony quickly demonstrates the Allegory is lost on the audience.



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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Minestrone cleverly presents an IT Allegory. The real intent and meaning of the Allegory has been entirely missed, except by my own sagacious and original mind. The clue is in the two different menus, with the same terminology, for differeny items. When the clue is found, however, the meaning of each part of the procession becomes obvious and simple a roll, for example, serves as 'a touching symbol of the great English greasy spoon'. As the replies pass before him, Mr. Minestrone succeeds in finding his 'discovery' of the threads latent meaning confirmed by every succeeding comment. The threads humor derives in the first instance from Mr. Minestrones displays of wit and originality in the pursuit of latent meaning. Yet as the comments unfold, another layer of irony quickly demonstrates the Allegory is lost on the audience.


          Well done with the recent sarky stuff!

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            #25
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            I'm sure that Andyw's mum would make whatever you want.
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Sausage-up-a-side-street.
            In her case it's more of a motorway
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #26
              The sausage roll is completely different. Firstly, it is not in a roll. Secondly, it does not contain a sausage (well, not one that would pass for a sausage in a proper meal anyway)

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                #27
                Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                The sausage roll is completely different. Firstly, it is not in a roll. Secondly, it does not contain a sausage (well, not one that would pass for a sausage in a proper meal anyway)
                Indeed, it is a 'sausagemeat turnover'.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  A sausage roll does indeed contain sausage meat, I know, I used to make them. My boss tried to add half his finger to the mix once.

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