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That is awful - poor guy. Congrats to the doctor that saved him.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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All that time I literally dreamed of a better life. Frustration is too small a word to describe what I felt.
I shall never forget the day when they discovered what was truly wrong with me - it was my second birth.
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<GEEK ALERT>Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostBloody hell.
100,000 green bottles...
actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
doing some quick sums
that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
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Reckon you'd be pissed off if you lost count and had to start all over again?Originally posted by chef View Post<GEEK ALERT>
actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
doing some quick sums
that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
</GEEK ALERT>Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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