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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    <GEEK ALERT>
    actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
    doing some quick sums
    that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
    </GEEK ALERT>
    Reckon you'd be pissed off if you lost count and had to start all over again?

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Bloody hell.


    100,000 green bottles...
    <GEEK ALERT>
    actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
    doing some quick sums
    that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
    </GEEK ALERT>

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  • thunderlizard
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    All that time I literally dreamed of a better life. Frustration is too small a word to describe what I felt.
    I shall never forget the day when they discovered what was truly wrong with me - it was my second birth.
    By the way, have I missed much on CUK or is it still just a load of waffle about house prices, the Tories and muslims?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I bet he wasn't carrying a donor card or else he's be in pieces now.

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  • Zippy
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    That is awful - poor guy. Congrats to the doctor that saved him.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Bloody hell.


    100,000 green bottles...

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  • oracleslave
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    How do you occupy your mind for 23 years
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