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    Would you hire Joey ?

    he asks some pretty basic questions, for a contractor.

    I would hire him, but make him work 16 hours a day. plus weekends





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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I would hire him, but make him work 16 hours a day. plus weekends
    and then micromanage him, telling him how crap he is.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Yes - to make the tea.

      But he'd probably post on here asking for instructions.

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        #4
        ..and don't expect him to have done anything useful in that time.

        But you knew he was there while he didn't do it....
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Only if his second name was Deacon and he had a friend called Ernie.

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            #6
            Only if the price is right (£500 per day wasn't it?)
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              #7
              I would if my company needed a token retard.

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                #8
                Does Joey like movies about gladiators?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diestl View Post
                  I would if my company needed a token retard.
                  Yeah, I understand that position is already filled.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    he asks some pretty basic questions, for a contractor.

                    I would hire him, but make him work 16 hours a day. plus weekends





                    Joey will go far one day. Hopefully he'll stay there

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