what are you getting your significant other this xmas?

[jmo21]

Idiot.

miserable ****!

[Bagpuss]

A Decree Absolute and a fliping new house.

To be fair weren't you the chap with a Russian Bride? Best to mark that one as a lesson learned.

[bobhope]

I've actually aldready bought her what she wanted but will get her something small also.

She wanted, believe it not, a tumble drier with an iron aid setting - which injects steam back into the cycle whilst drying. So she had it about a month ago and it makes ironing so much easier - she says it is one the best things she has ever had.

So there you go - only one step up from getting her an iron.

Ahh, that looks so good. Just need a heat pump version now and I'm sold.