It's very dull in here today

[Spacecadet]

Stu, if he was naked you wouldn't know he was a gladiator. Unless you're an expert on naked gladiators...

The question was
"Would you like to see a man get naked"

To get naked he has to be dressed first, hence the retort
"Only if he is dressed like a gladiator"

[Churchill]

The question was
"Would you like to see a man get naked"

To get naked he has to be dressed first, hence the retort
"Only if he is dressed like a gladiator"

Fair point!

Here I sit suitably admonished.

[DiscoStu]

I get accused of being miserable but lately you've been like a leech with toothache that is waiting for a bus in the rain that has tulip in its underpants and has a hole in one sock.

You moan about what is posted, moan about what isn't posted but I cannot recall anything you've posted lately that was funny, interesting or amusing.

Have a rummage through your old posts, find some that prove me wrong, and post them to this thread.

Alternatively, try this.

I've just had the time to look through them, and my recent posts look no different to the rest of my 4000-odd posts.

I therefore conclude that it's you being Mr Grumpy Pants

[Mr Crosby]

I'de keep my helmet on.

[DiscoStu]

I'de keep my helmet on.