It's very dull in here today

[DiscoStu]

I'm trying my best with the stats thread: it has a Threaded boast and a new gurning village idiot.
Isn't that enough?

I liked threaded's boast of having multiple children on different continents, did make me chuckle

[BrilloPad]

I get accused of being miserable but lately you've been like a leech with toothache that is waiting for a bus in the rain that has tulip in its underpants and has a hole in one sock.

You moan about what is posted, moan about what isn't posted but I cannot recall anything you've posted lately that was funny, interesting or amusing.

Have a rummage through your old posts, find some that prove me wrong, and post them to this thread.

Alternatively, try this.

How else is Stu supposed the reach the 5k and become godlike?

[Xenophon]

I think we need insults of a level which warrants a banning or two

Mmmmm... bannings...

They always spark a big debate / argument.

[DiscoStu]

How else is Stu supposed the reach the 5k and become godlike?

It's true. Wibble.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm not having much luck, all my efforts are bombing lately

[Xenophon]

The closure of tpd is the shock news of the day then.

[Mr Crosby]

Would you like to see a man get naked?

[DiscoStu]

Would you like to see a man get naked?

Only if he's dressed like a gladiator

[Churchill]

Would you like to see a man get naked?

Only if he's dressed like a gladiator

Stu, if he was naked you wouldn't know he was a gladiator. Unless you're an expert on naked gladiators...

[DiscoStu]

Stu, if he was naked you wouldn't know he was a gladiator. Unless you're an expert on naked gladiators...

HAB's been giving me lessons