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What type of project manager?

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    What type of project manager?

    If you get in my way, I'll kill you! -- ideal project manager

    If you get in my way, you'll kill me! -- somewhat less than ideal project manager

    If I get in my way, I'll kill you! -- somewhat misguided project manager

    If I get in your way, I'll kill you! -- A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

    If get kill in will way I you. --dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

    I am the way! Kill me if you can! --messianic project manager

    Get away, I'll kill us all! --suicidal project manager

    If you kill me, I'll get in your way. --thoughtful but ineffective project manager

    If I kill you I'll get in your way. --project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

    If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. --project manager from New York

    I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. --project manager who is about to get in big trouble

    If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? --weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

    If I kill me, you'll get your way. --pragmatic project manager

    Kill me, it's the only way. --every project manager to date.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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    Very good Franko. Did you make it up?

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      #3
      Originally posted by wendigo100

      Very good Franko. Did you make it up?
      Nah, found it on the web. :-)
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #4
        My favourute project manager is the sort who says, "get in my way and let's all come together".
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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