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My favourute project manager is the sort who says, "get in my way and let's all come together".
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Originally posted by wendigo100
Very good Franko. Did you make it up?
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What type of project manager?
If you get in my way, I'll kill you! -- ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you'll kill me! -- somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, I'll kill you! -- somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, I'll kill you! -- A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
If get kill in will way I you. --dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can! --messianic project manager
Get away, I'll kill us all! --suicidal project manager
If you kill me, I'll get in your way. --thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you I'll get in your way. --project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. --project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. --project manager who is about to get in big trouble
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? --weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, you'll get your way. --pragmatic project manager
Kill me, it's the only way. --every project manager to date.Tags: None
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