Lean Six Sigma

[pzz76077]

Most of the babes I know are well into Six Sigma.
Pretty much all of em stay in on a Friday night these days and practice their standard deviation, even the blond ones aspire to be a black belt.

PZZ

[vetran]

just trying to solve some issues in a company bursting with lean, six sigma and various other continous improvement technologies.

Summary - they can't get product to customers in their contractural terms. They are overstocked (with the wrong products) byr 30 - 40% and have been for years so have 2 warehouses both of which on the coast cost 4 times more than a similar size full site in outer London. They spend 3 times as much supplying inferior IT services.

When you ask them to do anything even in writing with deadlines they either sidestep, ignore or think its optional.

They do have lots of pretty graphs and are always in meetings.

Six Screw up more like. Good idea but like bad Health & Safety reps Six Sigma experts seem to think the methodology is more important than customer service.